I'm laying in your front yard are you home
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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