Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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