That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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