In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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