i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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