Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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