Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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