it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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