Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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