dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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