I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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