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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Im part way to drunk.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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