I am puke
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
