Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
