Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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