How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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