I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
accomplished twins. life is a go
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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