i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
wow bdsm is so cute
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
