I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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