i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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