Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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