I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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