Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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