I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you would pick up someone in the library
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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