I need to stop coming to work sober
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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