she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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