Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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