Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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