I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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