TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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