i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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