Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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