After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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