matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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