i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
