in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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