please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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