wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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