Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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