yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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