she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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