Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
how drunk are you?
Several
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
