My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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