Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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