Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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