I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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