Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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