He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My bed smells like the plague
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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