So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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