we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
there is glitter all over my balls
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