What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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